March 2013
351 posts
jeff-witheys-xbox:
2001 Monsters, Inc.
2013 Monsters University
When all these little kids try to get in line on June 21 before us….
meladoodle:
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
colonelhathi:
japan ≠ korea ≠ china
pakistan is not in the middle east
most muslims aren’t arabs
geishas are not prostitutes
mexico is a very small part of latin america
there are 54 countries in africa
china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
Only in the stars tonight: buttoftheday:... →
buttoftheday:
miss—mystique:
bryko:
Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow
Adventure Time
Regular Show
Samurai Jack
Johnny Bravo
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Dexter’s Lab
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Powerpuff Girls
The…
genedoucette:
oldatticghost:
Today I’m 22, I feel old.
I’m twice your age, kid. You’ll get over it.
deductionswiththedoctor:
faensoundslikefun:
faensoundslikefun:
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
lovelydestiel:
theinkofthescholar:
gothum:
a-form-of-sentimentality:
ikolism:
ikolism:
im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
i’ll be your girlfriend
I’ll be the butler
I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
I’ll be your cape
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
willsmith420:
sonnys-sexy-dance:
pale-quadrant:
i just realized why malls are called malls omfg why go to one store, when you could go to them all
GASP
“I think careful cooking is love, don’t you? The loveliest thing you can cook for...”
– Julia Child (via thatkindofwoman)
nuditea:
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
pale-quadrant:
pale-quadrant:
pale-quadrant:
the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg
more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered...
“You’re going to die. You’re going to be dead. It could be 20 years, it could be...”
– Bob Dylan (via tea-and-thorazine)
“It’s okay to say no. It’s okay to say no to someone you love. It’s okay to say...”
– Daniell Koepke (via internal-acceptance-movement)
An Overwhelmed Fishy in the Sea: Why today matters... →
simplybex:
I have spent the last couple of hours trying to gather into words why today has brought me extreme anxiety. And its as simple as this.
Today I went to a doctors appointment with my girlfriend. She was getting a checkup and a few shots. While we were there I mentioned that I might set up…
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
resistables:
mikewaters:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
#new life motto
i think this will be my graduation quote
